My review for Dhoom 3

And with an extra nos Dhoom 3rd instalment released worldwide on 20th of december and i'm delievering my review a week late.

Written and directed by 'Vijay krishna Acharya' DHOOM-3 get sidetracked by thievery, which is an identity of dhoom series.

At starting it seems like we just watching now some hollywood stuff;  And when story floating on a way to build up its like tolerable, but when its come to its first thievery, what really happens thievery performed smartly, Aamir just left mask and a message, Chasing started.

They didnt even allow us to see how could he entered inside and how he performed the thievery successfully.
Didnt even we left to see, what technique does he used to make it happen, nothing !!!

Like in Dhoom-2 we were really came to know with different techniques of thievery, how did they played with their security, cameras, but in this movie we didn't get chance to see this kinda stuff.

In his all robberies, on screen we use to see "after the scene" when robbery just happened, and Aamir just seeking the way to come out.
And chasing starts.

Aamir collected every information from robbery place, captured the number of cctvs, security, suit the whole place but didnt allow us to see how did they just used his techniques over that pre-planned situations.

In chasing we start enjoying and we use too see some new and extra ordinary transformations in bikes, and those transformations clearly signifies the hard work. Which is quite new thing in dhoom series.

Aamir's attitude, acting, performance, dance, guys he just gave onself to dhoom, come out as  a magnet  and gravitate the audiences to near by theatres.

In malang song they did a lot with it. That would be appreciated. And if we look back of ashwariya's role, katrina is nothing.

Uday is just vixatious this time, abhishek doing same as always.

Didn't get in climax how would cops know, Aamir is gonna choose that way to leave chicago.

Better i dont tell you about music. Does vishal-shekhar dead? Why didnt they appoint them ?

If you didn't watch yet, better you wait for a good print in cd's. Save your money.
Thumbs down.
Giving 2 out of 5.

Its you !

Its you
to whom i shared with
Its you
to whom i laughed with
If you miffed up with me
To whom i gonna talk forward?
With whom i ll be chat on late night?
To whom i use to call little baby?

Dont be angry
just smile
it helps me
to walk a mile
To walk with you
i never stop

But whn u get angry with me
might be my pulse get stop

I write up with my feelings
u ignored
i wait for such a smile
u dont

I nevr use my poetry to flirt with grls
u r my close frnd so i does

Dont use words like crap for my poetry
Coz with it my feelings attachd
i put my soulful words in it
And in it my heart wraped

u r my frnd grl
a close one
Like for father everything is
his son

So dont be so rude
Do reply with smile
where u left me
i ll hold again ur hand

To walk a mile

Review of Bullet Raja

Missed You, Tigmanshu.

Guns and politics, roaring screen presents Raja mishra and rudra, sabke virudh. Tigmanshu dhulia's 'Bullet Raja' compels story to cut into harshly. Untidy story writing and whip screenplay which hits your mind very strongly in 1st half. Some dialogue like 'saaale har baar 2 hi kyu hote hai, sholey me bhi 2 the' and 'hum har paap nark ke dwaar k bahar hi krte hai' are strictly says that u're watching dhulia's stuff.

Start with an unknown sequence that took too much time to empathize. But at the end when frst scene reveals, it makes perfect ending, great suspense nd perfct climax which really compel you to think about dhulia.

Clumsy songs, lazy lyrics, stupid item number, Thanks to RDB who make up the music level high with song 'tamanche pe disco' bt the timing was too poor of this song.

Some people like (vipin sharma) are part of a movie, which is a remembered character for a long time... Loved his acting. Advised 'Rudra and Raja' to be a "political commando". And become a star of (Raj Babbar) who is a senior political leader of UP.

(Ravi kishan) time by time his approach in character is commendable. Coz of fear of handcuffd, he used to be in get up of women and acted like he is mentaly paralised.

And dacaits of chambal who surrenders because of daring police officer (vidyut) is a funniest part of the movie. Vaise hai chambal ke, but too sensitive than rats, fear level is that much. Hahaha.

In some sequences, some part, it works as a label of dhulia but the satisfaction level is missing over there.

Saif ali khan at some places propel you up to ask why ? When he danced in an item number. But at some places he is the boss. But his character didnt left u with that gossip which u make later. As u made at the time of langda tyaagi, omkara and his role in Dil Chahta Hai.
Jimmy shergil is too good. Macho man isn't it ? Tigmanshu knows how to play with jimmy as he was part of its two films.

Still confused ! Really there is a need to be sign sonakshi sinha ?? If u're not, let me know then.

One tigmanshu of Paan Singh Tomar, Saheb Biwi or Gangerster 1-2. And one of 'Bullet Raja'. Waste Attempt. I am going with 2.5 actually. Missed YOU in film, tigmanshu.

If you are really in love with last tigmanshu movies then this movie is going to dissapoint you.

Review of RAM-LEELA

Very late already to write a review but hard to lurk in oneself, lot to speak, lot to tell. The movie of a visual banquet, bhansali's 'Golio ki Raasleela Ram-Leela' the good, the beautiful and the breath taking.
Well imagined, a fiction of two families, rivals, RAJARI - SANERA composed with colorful riots, story which helps you to understand easily about two rivals. RAJARI's Ram fell in love with Sanera's Leela and story turn into bearable love story.  Apart from this riots not in mood to stop.

My eyes stuck in the direction of bhansali, in cinematography of S Ravi (did with barfi too) and in the work over sets, dancers, costumes, accesories, whole get up of every character.
Means hard work glint very beautifuly. Picturisation of a movie is just the best one by so far this year. Such a award winning picturisation, every single shot speaks a lot. I cant even remember some, that much pack of shots in film.

Despite of all, actors are extra ordinary, their accent is like they all r actual gujrati's.
Supriya pathak leela's maa, her approach in character is commendable. Means one side u see her character like hansa and on another rude, killer, smuggler baa in Ram leela. And ram-leela's convo are like roar.

Visuals are counceler of movie. Story is simple but visualisation make it a worth watch.

Bhansali's screenplay, music, direction, not over yet, he produced too..  left an imprint on Ram leela, An imprint of bhansali production logo. This is me. Different.

Simple story, lake of visuals, command of shots, If u r stuck with those things yet :- irrelevant kisses, item numbers, then ahhh 'singh saab the great' released today.

Better than worst 200 club movies, if u have seriously those eyes and hv mind to understand the technical terms of a particular movie, u re gonna love with that, otherwise kisses and bloody item numbers waiting for u ( i am not saying, people are. ) I am going with 4.

UNSUNI AWAAZ....

keemati un waqt se
kehdo har shaqs se
kaafile kai hai
narm har dil se

jo chal raha hu
jo seh raha hu
zakhm aud ke
reh raha hu
to zinda hu...
Zinda..
to zinda hu...

tu baat kar mere kapde dekh
ilzaam lga laachar dekh
teri taakat kamjor tak
cheen ke neewala mjhse

Nochta h tu jinhe
karam tu karta bure
meri haalat dkh bolta
ki pichle janam ke karam mere

jab tk h tu uth ta
mera aada din kaam me nikalta
us rooh me mila paseena
cheekh cheekh ke hai bolta

ke chaar paise jada mangu
to kai laat na mile
2 roti ki aas mai
bhula diye laalch bhale

tu nikal gya gaali deke
tere bcche ne socha tra rob hai
vo akadega kal teri tarah
na raha usse bhi khauf hai

par thook tra mere muh pe paake
smjh itna mai gya
jis zindgi ki log misaal dete h
vai mjhpe thook gya

na kar chinta
na dikha chah
agar tune maarni hi h thokar
to na dikha raah

kehdo un cheene hue hmare makaano se
luti hui hmari ijjat, hmare armano se
jo saans le raha hu
khuda se keh raha hu
to zinda hu
Zinda....
to zinda hu

kal bhi hme rondha tha
kismat me hmari ye h nai
to kya hua tm tai krke
aj bhi hme rondh do

kal bhi hm kai se nikaale gae
aj bhi hme nikaal dna
khel sa smjh rakha h hme
aj bhi hme roola dna

mjhe tu kch naya to kya dga
bch gya to mere liye
khana bhi jhoot naseeb mai
khairaat bs mere liye

gir gya me agr to bewda
chaahe kisi rog se me hu mar raha
2min bhi mjhe mt dkhna
shyd apraadh ho jaega

raah pde un bajri se
kehdo vo mera bistar hai
footpath ki un dalilo se
vo mera hi ghar hai

kya hua jo mera ghr barsaat nai tb tak hai
kya hua jo thand me kambal ek aur hm dus hai
aj bhi roti ki aas me chule ko dkh
bukh bd jaati h
jis tarah teri vo
ussi tarah meri bhi bukh mitaati h
fr bhi tu shikaytein krta hai ki tu mar raha
mai ab bhi kehta hu
me zinda hu
zinda..
zinda hu !!

My review for "The lunchbox"

Forgetting email, messages, call or in our language whats app debutant Ritesh Batra sweetly and romanticaly plug in us in an era where people used to communicate with letters.

If u ever heard the word "realistic" thn this film "The lunchbox" is one of the most realistic movie i've seen this year.

As our daily routien life starts with the pressure cooker whistle,  and momma starts like an engine who departure at early in the morning and arrival at night and a typical father, husband who come up at home and on a dinner table, bore whole family with their silly sensex updats, many more things which actualy exist in our daily life which shown by smart director very beautifully.

The whole film based on simple story which also focused on "mumbai dabbawala's" how come they deliever dabba from one place to another. They frame them very well on other side. Cinematography of the film is something like which place itself very well in ur gossip after watching it.

Housewife ila (nirmat kaur) is actualy a housewife i think..!  mean how come a person act so realistic and the phase of the film looks like we are watching a documentry, And an aunty whose aquaintance is her voice only. A call goes "auntyyyy" and reply comes "haa" thats it. .., i mean can you imagine?? without on screen presence just a voice of a lady..guiding ila about different things which i m not going to tell coz somewhere it would be come as a spoiler for you. BRILLIANT THOUGHT ... HATS OFF

Small gags which is like not specialy cover the reel to make u laugh, but they suited well in situation and come up as a gags. As in our "roz mara zindgi" we use.

Irrfan and Nawazuddin, watching them both on screen together is worth more than your 100-150-300 bucks.

Irrfan's character is like same as i observed a single govt officer in any govt office. when i or anyone used to ask so many question constantly, and they reply like they burp.. Or stare us like we ask for their daughter's hand.

He grabs the same attitude and gave top notch performance, an A class performance we should say.

And nawazudin.. a character who is seriously unbelievable.., same as saajan (irrfan) used this word in one shot. Seriously played a role like apni hi dhhun mai.. Mean thats what actualy called an acting, a performance.
How they act like so realistic man ?? how ?? i'm stunned man !!!

Luvd so many reply's of a letter by saajan (irrfan) one of them is so touchd my heart which is "I think we forget things if we have no one to tell them to" .

So without wasting ur time on item songs, songs or any other disgusting things.., simply walk on a path of love, sweetness, happiness, a bit of an emotional side,  left u with the stomach ache which is not going to wel until u dnt recomend this movie to as many as u can.
And it wil also left u with hungeriness.

If you realy want to see a true cinema... Dabba is waiting for u.. GO and GET IT !!!

I am not rating this one, just thnkful to cinema for making me so happy.

My review for madras cafe

Strobe of hope
being on top :-

Based on political and miltary, on 80's-90's sri lanka civil war, highly well implimented MADRAS CAFE which diction to execute facts, fiction and reality all together is dignified.

Shoojit sircar direction and production is commendable and his smartness which brings an enormous amount in just 130 minutes is deserves a salute.

Sri lankan-tamil civil war, balanced meetings of political leaders, all dramatical parts, the negative faces shows the norms of society we live in.
Eventualy, helps to view the problem in the proper perspective.

With avoiding extra stuff the film is straightly inoculate for based on plot. Tamil rebels who going through with revenge, ex prime minister's death has come in lieu of human bombs in history.

John abraham as Major Vikram Singh (Indian army officer appointed by the Research and Analysis Wing to carry out operations in Jaffna). Perfectly get on his role, And withount trying on him to being a james bond, and an agent like EK THA TIGER, Shoojit sircar simply show us a common man as major and trying his best to give output instead of doing any heroic performance.

Nargis fakhri (jaya) london based correspo in war with her english in whole film is not give u a chance to find out any mistakes. Those who thinks nargis is not going to give her best, shoojit sircar even make this possible too.

Debutante Rashi khanna (vikram's wife) who is also in lead.., her character which shows concern, nuisance, trust is nothing but seems like we are face to face reality.

Cinematography, Photography are adorable. Stuff like hollywood.

Although shots of sri lanka has been not taken in real location, its an authentic gifted part by production depatment.

The other characters that complete the canvas – sundry secret agents, soldiers, militants and bureaucrats – are all identifiable figures who look and sound like real people.

Papon's "maula sunle re" is a song in end a call to god which makes u emotional and compulse you to give an ovation.

A movie which is highly recommended, and like after watch... u want like hell that everyone must watch same as u did. Going with 4 of 5.

For gulzar sahb !!! Luv u sir !!

Ke mohalat to kudrat bhi mangti hai.., hm hi uski nazakat smjh nai paate, ki mri rooh ko itna sukun milna ta tujhe paake socha na tha..

ke dil me is kadar samaya hai mere tu, ke khuda se bhi ab me kuch dil se nai mangta..
Mere sar pe haath rakh dna hi sapna sach hona ho, sajde me sar jhukar bhi naam tra lu to khuda bura maan jaega..
manzilo ki raah pe to kaafir bhi chl rae hai
Meri to raah bhi shakshiyat tri hai, manzi bhi tu..

Ye zindgi safal na hoti tujhse rubaru na hua hota, aaj chota muh bdi baat krdi apke liye likhkar..
Lekin shakshiyat hi apki ab mri raah hai

Bas saup dia hai khudko, dil dukhta hai likhna chhut jae to
Dard hota hai aise jese Gulzar rooth gya kaagaz or kalam se..
Gulzaar rooth gya kaagaz or kalam se ..

Janamdin mubarak gulzar saahb..
Zindgi me ek rang h mere.., ke rang dia khudko tere rang mai...

#Respect luv u !!!

My review for Once upon a time in mumbai dobara !!

Milan lutharia's once upon a time in mumbai was a surprise blockbuster with rajat arora's  precarious dialogues nd wantongly performance by lead actors which was pack up with many more expectations and hope that it will definately come again to shattering us.

And its second instalment is here with big starcast. ONCE UPON Ay TIME IN MUMBAI DOBARA is placed on laziest story, tired scripting and on "may be a hit" dialogues. There is bit surprises which makes smile on your face.

Starting with some siege squence which is a proper closed box of a climax nd opened at d end with such a filthy one.

No dashing entries, not even feel of villian's status and attempt to get applause on every dialogues is flopd.

Dialogue like " Dafan toh sabne hona hai ek din ... jeete ji dab gaya toh jeena mitti hai" and " Hero kya hota hai? ... pyar ke liye ladne waala, dosti ke liye marne waala ... kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua ... sharif aadmi" are some of them which persuade the scene, rest are just worst than the stinking ass.

Shoaib (akshay kumar) who is matured and well suited don totaly eligible for but coz of tired scripting it makes him worst as we never expect. Movie is not on smuggling, not even on some twists and turns but on love triangle.

Shoaib (Akshay kumar) and his adopted mob cum brother aslam (Imran khan) both fell in love with jasmine (sonakshi sinha) and movie which is begin with crap turn into a stupid love triangle and sink into a river of applesauce plot.

Except bearable music, songs i cant comfortably that movie stands on average either.

Going with 2 of 5 and in advising mood saying dont waste your precious 150 minutes. Choice is yours, varna "Ek baar fir bekar picture jhelne ke liye tayar ho jao"

Aa tujhe asli desh dikhau !!

tu kehta hai azaadi mubarak ho
mai kehta hu mai to ab bhi gulaam hu
tu kehta hai ab to angrez gae
me kehta hu mai to netao se hua halal hu

Tu kehta hai kya kmmi h is desh mai
Mai kehta hu mene paya kya
tu bolta hai hmne doctors ek se ek diye
Mene kaha khaal udhed ne ko MCI paal lia

Tu kehta hai humne schuls diye
Me kehta hu niche ko alg uche ko alg
Tu kehta hai hmne merit machine di
Mai kehta hu ek taraf mid day meal sa haal dia

Tu kehta hai azadi mubarak ho..

Is bharat ne durga jesa IAS paaya
tu kehta hai usne bura kaam kia
Tu kehta hai is desh me 3 clas thi
4th me politics ne naam kia

Mitti ko hm maante khuda the
Sand mafia se ab vo mitti jaani jaati hai
Tu kehta hai hmne dunia badli
Hathkadi lga mene ajtak yaha bura insaan nai dkha

yaha rapist pe sirf karwaai to
Victim ne kbhi shadi na hone ka inaam lia
Jaha cricket ne to kama kama ke stages kholdi.. Ipl ke to season, vgerah vgerah
Vaha hockey pe lgi dhul ko mene jhadu ka salaam nai dkha

Tu kehta hai azadi mubarak ho...

Tu kehta hai jesa chal ra hai adjust krlo
Kese krlu yaha to hostpital me bhi rate list hai
Bola jata hai kitte ka operation kre
45k, 55k , 70k

Kisi ko koi dekhne vaala nai
Scche ko burai nigalti jaari hai
sadko pe khdde na pde
Aisa mausam mene nai dekha

Tu kehta hai azadi mubarak ho..

Jaha ek anpad ko janwar se batar treat kia jata hai
Vo aur koi nai pda likha krta hai
Tu kehta hai mene madad ke haath dekhe hai
Mene to bas insaaf mangne vaalo ka khoon hote dkha hai

Tu kehta hai chal yar ye to maan le hmne khoob cinema paya hai
desh ke prati kai social message pahuchaya hai
Mene kaha jaha ek achi picture ko oscar bhjne me lgte ho paise
Tune is social message ko kbhi kai bhja hai

Arey FIR hi insaan dekh k likhi jaati hai
Tu kehta hai is desh pe maan kar
Jis desh me naari ka hi samaan nai
Tu kehta h aise desh ka na apmaan kr

Arey jaha mandir me chdawa na ho to pujari bhi ashirwaad nai deta
Tune aise bharat ko badlte dkha hai
Arey mene to 2 kadam khushi 7 kadam pe dukh
To koyle se muh dhone vala desh dekha hai

Tu kehta hai azadi mubarak ho...

Karam ko laang gya
Paap ko seene se taang gya
paap bhari is dunia me
Khush rahe tu ka vrdaan dia

Rooh kaapti hogi un desh premio ki aaj is desh ko dekh kar
Ki jis desh ke liye hmne khoon bahaya
Us desh ne khud ko hi apna gulaam kia

Tu kehta hai azadi mubarak ho  ...

Aa meri khidki se tjhe desh dikhau
Gareeb ki mehnat se indian army btau
Tujhe btau ki theatre artist ki value
aa tjhe aaj bhi adopt krte bccho ke maa baap dikhau

Teri dunia bahar se achi hai
Meri andar se
Teri parat achai ki burai k cement pe hai
Tere 10th fail neta ke 50,000 ki kamai se
Mere pde likhe afsar ke ache note ginau

Tujhe aj bhi dustbin na dikhne par
Apni jeb me kachra rakhne vaale insaan se milau
Aa tjhe asli desh dikhau
Aa tujhe asli desh dikhau

Tjhe azadi mubarak ho !!!

Ghut Ghut ke kyu jee raha hu !! :( :(

haatho ki lakeere mai samjh nai paa raha
ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu smjh nai aa raha

ankho se niklna chahte hai aansu
kyu unhe nikalne ka rasta nazar nai aa raha

ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu smjh nai aa raha

rota hai mann har raat kyu
dhundla sa jeevan hai ab lagne lga
me usme khota jaa raha hu
kyu khud ko rok nai paa raha hu

mai darr jaata hu papa ki ankho me dekh ke
ki mera beta kuch karke dikhaega
me darr jata hu maa ke us khilae nivaale se
ki baad me sukh ki roti ye hme khilaega

mai hasata hu, logo ka mann beh lata hu
koi mjhe kyu nai hasa paa raha

Ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu
samjh nai aa raha

log kehte hai khuda ko yaad kro
mai nai kar pata hu, nai unse jud paata hu
log kehte h unke bina kuch nai hai
mai phir dar jaata hu

mera mann nai hai jeene ka
me marne se katraata hu
meri maa ke us haste chehre ko dkh
me dar jata hu

shor mat kro
mjhe dar lagta hai
shanti se jeene do
itne bhoj ke sth kse koi smbhalta hai

kyu me pal pal ye soch raha hu mera kya hoga
ye dil bhi ab jawaab nai deta
kyu me pal pal sochta hu kya me kuch kar paunga
mra zameer bhi ab jawab nai deta

kyu har lamha mjhe is tarah sata raha hai
Ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu samajh nai aa raha

Sona chahta hu
neend nai aati
uthna chahta hu
neend hai satati

dor si ban gai hai meri zindgi
suljhane niklta hu
aur uljh jaati hai

sidha rasta lgti hai zindgi
jb nikal padta hu to
mod se bhari itraati hai zindgi

dosto k mazak mai
vo sham ki mulaqaat me
bhul jata hu sb gam
us hassi ki saugaad me

seham jaata hu lekin phir raat hote hi
lekin kyu ye samajh nai aata hai
kyu ye darr palta jaa raha hai
ek gande saaye ki tarah khalta ja raha hai

mai logo ko jeena seekha ke
khud nai has paa raha
ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu smjh nai aa raha

kyu me marta jaa raha hu samjh nai aa raha
maut se bhi lgta hai darr
aur jeene me ab maza nai aa raha

ghut ghut ke kyu jee raha hu
samjh nai aa raha

samjh nai aa raha

my birthday wish to my besti shelly !!!

what was that ?
was a mist on my life
when i flick away through my hands
i got a friend like you
     woohoooo !!!!

Everything just stop for a moment
when i just startd love ur involvmnt
         startd frm fb
     ends on whatsapp

Its like a time lapse of my life
its started like you are a new phase
nd everything just minimise

u truely mean that much to me
which cant valuate with price

My loyalty ends when you count all stars
until i'm floating like boat in ur faith's river
my friendship ends when two wheeler vehical start calling name as cars
until i roam all around in your friendship fever

what was that ?
was something in my eye
hands came to let it out
And whn i open it
got a friend like you
      woooohoooo !!!

sorry ! i'm not there
at this precious time
but my best wishes with u
like whole poem rhyme

i'm always with you
no matter what
i'll always dere to wipe ur tears
whenevr u cry wil sudnly cme like any special squad

i'm that module which were made
by your friendshp clay
And i'm completing this line very stupidly coz making another one wid
many many happy returns of the day

may today your all birthday wishes come true
very very happy birthday to you
i've to give not much not less
but i think this unique wish would be priceless

what was that ?
my ears hearing an unclear sound
which trying to say like viren thank you
oh ! m glad it is u
       wooohoooooo !!!

My review for D-Day

Nikhil advani the man who debut with "kal ho na ho" and direct movies like patiala house, chandni chowk, now his latest haul up "D-Day" is made his image not different but also he gave us an accolade cinema.

movie which is fictional but its execution at that level, if we cmpare this with real event based film, we must applause the mind who make this possible to believe in fictional now at some part instead of real based.

movie which is simply reveal that story is about to nail 'red-pink colour shades image' Dawood ibrahim by RAW for country's defence, is we watching since by so far but D-day has a different feel, mixture of drama, emotions, romance which we could wish to be, what also actualy is in film a lurid climax.

With onerous star cast like irrfan, arjun rampal, rishi kapoor, huma qureshi helps to reach up movie at another level.

Irrfan's acting as we know how much dangerous to snatch all the awards, this time his performance forced me to tell about his in detail. Acting with eyes, lost properly into his character, emotional, with only one motive, is nothing but made our roots of cinema so strong.., if someone ask us to name some great actors he's on top at merrit list.

Arjun rampal who fell in love with whore (shruti hassan) make story half-note which sinks into romance, love. shruti hassan also done splendid with her given part. Rampal constantly proving that he is well deserved, and many more performance has to come.

Huma qureshi is rising star who enter only with one agenda i.e. acting.
Rishi kapoor as dawood give a legendary performance. He was ruled at their time and going to rule this time also, strident !!

shankar ehsan loy's music, voice over rekha bharadwaj is like cherry on the cake.

"D-Day" is a well-researched, purposefully executed film. Much of the action takes places in 'actual' Karachi locations - the red light district of Napier Road, the busy thoroughfare of Empress Market and the environs of Qasim Port, among others.

D-Day is a film which is place on the 1st rack of library of our indian cinema, if it would be possible.
**** for me.

TAX

kush tha me jab tak mitti mere labo pe thi
pairo me aai to sab badal gya
meri ankhe jb bnd thi to dunia dkhne ki chah thi
intejar me hu kb bnd ho ab jaldi kabool ho dua

meri vo 1rs ki 4 pan pasand candy
kitni khushi deti thi
aj mere mc'd ke burger pe lga tax
us khushi ko dabba dta h

mere girne pr lgi chot jb mitti ke vishwas pe smbhalti thi
aj detol ke jamane ne mjhe kuch is kadar ghera hai

jaha khule ghar ke aangan me chain ki saans li jaati thi
aj vai ghr saal bhar jeene ka tax le raha hai

sikhe to hmne jindgi jeene ke liye 26 alphabets the
lekin us 3 (TAX) alphabets ne hi hmari zindgi se khela hai

tinke jod jod ke dhaage se baandhke seekho vala jhaadu bnane ki khushi ko
market me bne bnae jhaduo ne jam ke sameta hai

mera uchlke asmaan chune ka mann krta hai
dar hai mai kai tax ki layer se na takra jau
mera yu taaro ko chunne ka mann krta hai
dar lgta hai kai muh ke bal na gir jau

un nanhe pairo ki pehli walk,
na thme kbhi ye dua jabaan pe laati thi
ab to tax sunke hi kadam rokne ko jeeh chahta hai
lekin ye dunia jeene nai deti
bhgwan ka naam baad me
tax bhrna hai pehle yaad aata h

aam aadmi ki zindgi subah ke suraj ki jagah
subah ke tax se
khatam sham ki chai ki jagah
sham ke vat pe khatam hoti hai

vai cheez bccho ke subject bnke aj
unke ansuo ka mol bnti hai

kya khub tha jamana kisi ki bhi safed saadi pe
cinema nipat jaata tha
un behisab hasio ka kon mol teh kr pata tha
aj to hasne ko bhi gold silver clas ho gai hai
aaj entrtain krne ke liye bhi tax se dosti ho gai hai

kashti ka flow aksar samudra ke beech
mehngi yatch bigaad jaati hai
khese sudhregi is desh ki health
jaha health ministry khaane pe tax lgaati hai

meri zindgi tax se ghiri hai
suljhane ka bhi tax hai
kitna lgega tax bhya ispe
btane vale ke jawab me bhi minimum nai max hai

mera uchlke asmaan chune ka mann krta hai
dar hai mai kai tax ki layer se na takra jau
mera yu taaro ko chunne ka mann krta hai
dar lgta hai kai muh ke bal na gir jau

muh ke bal na gir jau

My review for Ramaiya vastavaiya

I know, i know this is a damn fuckin mistake of my life tht today i overcome with the tornado. Actually here, only single cineplex in my surroundings where i am spnding my vacation. But i'm tellin u this is my bst day i've lived... We had so much fun nt bcoz of dt movie i hv seen bt coz f my friendz.. Bck to the point nw.

Remake of a PRABHU DEVA'S own telgu hit which was a remake of MAINE PYAR KIYA which itself a shit, else nothing.

Ramaiya vastavaiya is made wid a lazy written, tired direction, dull execution which usually we used to see in 60s-70s film, even those films were much better than this one. I'm still thinking why and for whom this movie is being made ?

After seeing Debutant GIRISH KUMAR spoiling everything on screen the first thing came to my mind dt how cn sumbody choose dis guy to be a lead actor? He is not even qualified to be a supporting actor Because thats d only thing he missed, ACTING. He is so terrible on screen, fully trained to do overacting. From d past few months its in habit now to use such a decorted words in favour of such bad actors. Now i hv a shortage of bad words, guess i hv to learn sm new bad words as girish enterd in bollywood now.

And Shruti hassan, girl, you roam all around the world, just give urself sum quality time to learn smthing from ur great actor father 'mr. kamal hassan'. Hard word, his dedication towards movies,  i m damn sure u will feel regret after seeing his movies.

Based on such a dull plot,each minute, each second will make u lyk u r in prison with handcuffd and tape on mouth to shut the fuck up and sumone is using ramaiya vastavaiya for torturing  u.

Some comic scenes were possible coz of paresh nd other supporting actors.

Prabhu deva tried a lot, which i think he got with the help of meditation, like dalai lama that help him to over react by every characters even his learning thing works on RANDHIR KAPOOR too.

Better to spent your 2 hr 30 min infront of tv coz tv serials are damn good from this trash. So tune into colors and enjoy with popcorn.

Nothing new in this film. NOTHING

Going with 1/2 star. I know its more than enough.

My review for BHAAG MILKHA BHAAG

Rakeysh omprakash mehra gives a tribute to athelete MILKHA SINGH and delievers a biopic, drama, sport BHAAG MILKHA BHAAG.
Started for the dhuud(milk) milkha stopped in the end, tempo of a story tie up for 3 hours 8 min which indulged in metaphorical expression.

Roaring, boosting music by shankar ehsaan loy and voices like daler mehandi, sukhvinder singh, siddharth mahadevan on prasoon joshi's lyrics is commendable and inspirational too.

Mood of the story connects you very well, you wont even get a chance to talk about duration.
Farhan akhtar a man who played milkha's character is just out of the world. Command in gestures, body language, physically not looks like he squandered, It seems like they put their all best efforts into this character which results in best-delievery of his career.
Stunned to see the washroom's sequence in which he slapped oneself many times. Totaly lost in his character. Above paragraph is just too short to describe him.

Sonam kapoor's role is same as she got space in my review. Just 2-3 lines.

Editing in movie seems like too backward from the technology. P.S. Bharathi's editing such a dull in an expensive movie. And Dalip tahil's laughable, uninspired casting as pandit jawahar lal nehru that truely baffels.

A journey of a flying sikh which become possible with the medium of cinema is a body to meet them with the society, inspired them and to feel proud.

Guarantee, come with huge smile and with the feel of inspired. Good movie, so BHAAG JANTA BHAAG not a movie to be missed. Going with 3.8 of 5.

My review of lootera

Debut as a director in udaan, now introduced with majestic 50's love saga very perfectly.
Lootera is a film its retaining, it took time to make a story but stick to its plot. Story floating slowly as water float in river, sharpness of shots, camera angles, shots of landscape is like treat for us to watch.

After a long time hv pleasure to see this kind of romance, cinema, where eyes is the only medium to fall in love.
A strange delicacy in story which met with the thriller.
Ranvir singh as varun did a splendid job. Words are not enough to express that how much he did with his character.

On the other hand a well suited actress sonakshi sinha as pakhi is like made for her character. Boldness, delecacy, shyness, attitude of being raja's daughter, change of emotions is just nothing but its like i'm seeing a well matured actress on 70mm screen who is full confident as well.

Apart from this amit trivedi's music and background score, if we could imagine for one sec that there is no music in film, i dont think its going to be a worth watch, What so songs are, for the first time i think there is need to be songs coz songs persuade sequences or scenes. Which particularly easy to understand. Great work done by lyricsist too. Tremendous job done by amit trivedi.

But but but we cant ignore the supporting actors, who is not only supporting but they are actors. Vikrant Massey as Devdas, Arif Zakaria as Bajpai,Adil Hussain as Inspector KN Singh.

A stuff like hollywood which needs nothing but patience and concentration to be connect.
Partly based on O henry's novel "the last leaf" and Vikramaditya motwane what you actually deserve, deserve a salute to give us such a true and expensive cinema.

If you are really a movie lover and dont want to regret after sometime please go for it now and if you are not may be you will when you left your seat.
Going with 4.5 of 5.

Feelings come when u feel u r nothing..

i've never be the same
I'm crying
Going through some kinda pain
It sounds like i'm upset
actualy sun rise for you
It comes with dark, now a days for me
Now i'm drinking my pain
Leave me

I want to be alone
Dont call me
I'm going through some kinda pain
some kinda pain

Is this life ???
So i'm wasting my time in it
I'm not anything
just a fake
from where i came
it make me sick when i look back

I dont wanna do anything
i want some changes
but that bullshit changing me
Fuck i'm trying to live
But i can't
Going through some kinda pain
pain

Dream in which i tried to live
feels like broken
boldness of life
truely spoken
i tried so hard
to victim of my friends
but i dont think so they need me
Coz this world is full of selfish people
Where's the caring friends at ??

so far i'm looking my future
a big dark room
In which i'm sitting
only one light coming from the full moon
Until then
keep going
coz the dark room is so far
I'm walking
And going through the ..........

Look so easy to live
I'm enjoying
Living like no one ever live
I can tell you
This could be nothing like fairy tale
Things never remain same
as i said
I'd lie

i'm disturbed
I'm going stupid
Yes i could tell you
i'm going through some kinda pain
Some kinda pain..

Dont come to me
I want to live alone
Now you gonna hate me
May be that thing is dose of my pain
dose of my pain !!!!

My review for hangover part lll

warner bros presents hangover part lll directed by todd philips started with the fascinating mode, girafe head is converted into a threat for all, n it creates a 'final destination' situation.
Which makes u satisfied that first scene is cool, gonna be a good movie.
But unfotunately movie letting down your hopes and u realised early when it cms to the end of first half, its nt going to be a worth watch.

Asusual Alan ( Zach Galifianakis) is just a shit head who always dont care about anything and just LIVING HIS LIFE, this time he really made it. Changed oneself in to a growny guy.

As hangover famous for alan gags, which is their actually, but what actually missing is HANGOVER.
That suspense, that eagerness to know, that thing which left you with the sound oooohhh, thats all stuff were missing,
This time they just lost mean on the title.
Movie is just based on simple story this time.. just with a theme grab mr. chow nd u are free to live...introduced with the new man marshall, who ordered to grab mr chow otherwise they just killed their man, the man of stupid alan, smart phil, and of wanna be a doctor stu. Thats all happening in movie whole time.
Because chow is responsible for the marshal's gold hiest.

But what actualy director did at the end of the movie, he created a situation of hangover and mr.dentist i.e. stu is facing a gruesomely situation,that left with a next part.

Few gags are enough to make u laugh but still movie left you with the big dissapointment !!
Watch comedy central instead of wasting your money on hangover part lll .
Alan is the reason for .5, 2.5 from my side !!!

Review of fast and furious 6

6th installment of fast n furious wid d flying cars and chasing sequences exhausts you inward. As fast five entertain you so much, this time 6 is bit long which took 2 hours 11min of you. Mission which is set by dwayn johnson recruit them 6 to capture owen (luke evans) who is professional hijackr and where dom (vin diesel) and brian (paul walkr) enjoying their retirement, and suddenly they both stick in the trap of dwayn's mission.

The girl friend of dom "letty" who was grlfriend of his and demolished in the car blast in fast four, actualy she is alive in this part and working with brian now, the reason is she lost her memories, all those moments which she was spent with dom.
Bit twists, some suspense, and the action sequences are the usp of this movie as are always.

The dialogues of movie not works a lot but what actually works gags of roman (tyrese gibson) is as always a senseless and laughable which quite interesting and in next scene to see that black guy, you predict oneself that now he gonna do smthng funny once again for sure. Seriously he is mad with his jokes and wiggle.

Even lucas vidal music is really awsome, beats n sound like out of d world.. specialy in the chasing scenes, it creates vibes of exitement in veins.

cars which is made for fast nd furious, now a tank also plays a heavy role and the sequence of the bridge one keep you silence in the whole audi. And in climax an aeroplane is a tool to make an end, which is very long sequence but its not letting you down with the words, ohh its getting bore now.

Its not bollywood who make sequel without any link of previous one and named as a next part, where director JUSTIN LIN plays very smartly and linked this part with the "tokyo drift" no one could imagine this before, but its a fact.

And with the very impressive mood at the end of movie whn you just ploded along the path, a car chasing suddenly stops you and it left you with the huge suspense, you just shockd and wish that you just sit again and watch 7th instalment right here right now.

If you are furious for action, then go fast.. nt a bad part to be missed, Coz its a fast and the furious baby. I am going with 3.5 !!

Paan!

Zindgi mili tbhi, jab tu mila
khushi mili tbhi, jab tu mila
na socha tere bager sawera
na dekh pau tere bager raat
milo door se chalke aau
tu mere labo se lge to kahau

Paani
me mit mit jau jo tu na ho
paani
me pyasa mar jau jo tu na ho

Kai gao vaalo ki khoj hai tu
unse bhi sarkar ne chura lia
jo uthte beth te paani dekh te the
aaj unhi ko paani k liye dauda dia

shehar kya bn gae
gao to bnjar ho gya
itni facilities se hme bhar ke
unhe nanga kar dia

unki aankho k saamne pipe lines
shehar ki taraf beecha diye
unki suvidha kuch na dkhi
kamane ka jariya bna gaye

jeb bharti reh gai sarkar
paani ki kammi na ho kbhi ispe na udaya
garmi mai tempreature high se
inhone khud ka ghr pehle bchaya

aaj bhi kitne ghr hai jaha se awaz aati hai
tu mere ghr ke aage se nikalta hai
tujhe meri pyas bhujani nai aati hai

Paani
tu saap bnke mjhe dasta reh
paani
har gali tu mere pe barasta reh
mjhe govt se koi umeed nai
bhagwan meri gali ye aa jae
tu isse rasta de

me hu khda teri vajah se
me hu lada teri vajah se
me hu saaf teri vjah se
mene kiye h paap teri vajah se

mera glass jb tu bhar deta hai
meri ankho me bhi paani aata h
mera glas jab khaali hota hai
meri aankho se paani aata hai

tune har pal rulaya hai
tjhe sarkar ne apne bas me kar liya
ab tu nai rulata
vo rulaati hai
budget pe budget pas hote hai
lekin vo kharab pani ko peene ka kyu nai banati hai

hmare hisse ka kaat ke khud peeti jaati hai

paani
mjhe chhod ke na jana
jaha jae tu khud

mujhe bhi le jana ..

meri mannat hai tu
meri aas bhi
mjhe kare pura tu
to meri pyas bhi

teri karu pehle pooja me
rab ki pooja baad ki
tjhe dekhu to khushi
varna sb bekaar ki

garib se puch paani ki jarurat
tu phekta glass agr paani thanda na ho
gareeb se puch paani ki pyas
tu har pal jo nahata ho
gareeb se puch paani ki pyas
tu khula nal dekh ke nikl jata ho
gareeb se puch paani ki pyas
tu paani se jo apni gaadi nehlata ho
gareeb se puch paani ki pyas
jo tanki bhr jae aur tu bahata ho
gareeb se puch paani ki pyas
jo holi pe tu bahata ho

kar ijat pani ki vo teri karega
khatam ho gya jb
tu hi tarsega

Paani
me mit mit jau jo tu na ho
paani
me pyasa mar jau jo tu na ho

paanii ...

save water for oneself atleast !!!

My review for ashiqui 2

Aashiqui 2
Direction: Mohit Suri
Actors: Aditya Roy Kapur, Shraddha Kapoor, Shaad Randhawa

Story of the two sweet singers ligated you with them very well. From the very first scene, movie shows you cleverly that the graph of their execution not going to went down.

Rahul jaykar (Aditya roy kapoor) plays a rockstar who is very addicted with alcoholic stuff. And he is a very popular rockstar popularly known as RJ. During his show he fell in love with the poor girl named 'aruhi' (shraddha kapoor) and he took her to mumbai to make her a very famous playback singer.

Simple story that "one rich guy fell in love with poor girl" but the execution, plot, mood i.e set up stupendous.

And the most important thing, which cnt be neglactd i.e. music. Songs of the movie, music of the movie is the USP like any other vishesh bhatts film.. Seriously its a love anthem of the year. It was a great experienc to enjoy songs on 70mm screen especially Tum Hi Ho and Sun Raha Hai Na Tu.

Movie connects to you emotionaly very well. I am sure whn couples leave their seats they can actually feel like "aruhi and rahul"
And if we talk about Technicality, some sort of things we found a bit odd but it lurks in the romance, luv and emotions of the film.

Couple should go to make their luv strong, and singles should too.. to feel the depth of luv...
I am going with 3/5.

Azadi ki azadi ke liye !!!!

Humne jalna seekha hai iss desh mai
humne manga sarkar se  paani tha
vo giri humpe ghee banke
aa nochle hme jab tak tera jee nai bharta
kyu darna ab bhooto se
jb hume mile insaan hi aise
ke jo kam nai bhooto se

humne laddke desh azaad kiya
jaha ab laddke khudko ek dusre se azad karana chahte hai
ye ladai teri ya meri nai
ye ladai hai
azadi ki azadi k liye

katra katra yaha sadko pe milega khoon ka
jo ronda ussi insaan ne hai
khud jalne se lgta hai darr
dusro ke jalne ka tamasha bnate hai

kis duniya mai ye reet hai
tu paapi hai to teri jeet hai
mukaddar likhva ke tu kuch bhi laya ho
jaha kadam pda is desh mai
tu dheet, to ye dunia maha dheet hai

madari ke dum pe hme nachaya jata hai
na chla tu kehne pe uske
to tjhe damru ki tarah bajaya jata hai
arey jis dunia me ek bcchi ki kimat 2000 rakh di ho
kaha tu fr vaade unke mann me maa saraswati k naam japne ke jatata hai

ye ladai teri ya meri nai
ye ladai hai
azadi ki azadi k liye

dharm ke naam pe dhanda
jara sa ladkhadaya to tu andha
paap ki gulak bharni hai yaha
gunaho ki nadiya bharni hai yaha
jiski sunvai ho jae vo kismat wala
varna pathar ko tu seene se lga
saare khwaab heere paane ke jala
ye desh hai murdo ka jaalim
na is desh me awaz madad ki lga
tu dharna hai is desh ke liye
pista rahega, jalta rahega
hun uth ja bandeya
bas kar na vekh tamasha
aisa hota aya hai
aisa hi hota rahega

ab ye ladai khatam hogi
tab
jab khatam honge andar bethe vo log
jis din khatam ho gye vo log
tab hoga ye desh azad
tab hogi har ladki abaad
tab hogi vo chehal pehal vaali raat
tab hoga ye desh azad
tab hoga ye desh azad
tb tak ye ladai teri ya meri nai
ye ladai hai
azadi ki azadi ke liye

Its all about four words !!

Kabhi kabhi zindgi kitni khubsurat lagti hai na
Jb jaib me khule paiso ki jagah note bhre ho
Hath me niche girey tinko ki jagah
Mehnga sa koi touch screen phone ho
kaha gae vo din jb nikar me khelte hue gir jaate the or bolte the
Agr jeans hoti to kam chot lagti
Kitni haseen lagti hai na kabhi kabhi zindgi
jab har ghadi koi tmhari baat sunta rahe
Tum kehte raho
Suhani hawa chalti rahe
Aur tm paani ki tarah behte raho
Kabhi kabhi dam bhi to ghut ta hai
Jab hmpe rok lg jaati hai
Tab yai zubaan se nikalta hai
Hme zindgi jeene do
Paani ki jagah hme coke peene do
bahut kha lia ghr pe khana
Kfc k burger chakne do

kitna acha lagta hai na jiska lunch box ho
Vai tmse ek paratha mangta firey
Us hassi ka mol to khuda bhi ni lga skta
Jb koi apna hi cycle ya bike se apno k beech girey
Kitni haseen lagti hai na zindgi
Baarish ke us mausam me jb
Dip kiya hua biscuit chai me, muh me jata hai
tb jo sukun milta hai
kaha tab jannat ka dhyaan aata hai

Kabhi kabhi bahut hi pyaari lagti h jindgi
Sar par boards k paper ho
Aur night out ka plan bn jata hai
Fr ussi paper me grace se pass ho jae to
us baat ko topic bnane ka har baar mauka mil jaata hai

Dost ki bndi ki khubsurti pe pehle dhyan jaata hai
Us time aya hua apni hi bndi ka call ptani kb mis call bn jaata hai
Bdi haseen lagti hai yaar zindgi yaaro ke beech
bas gussa sa tab aata hai
Ki ek din sb apni vahi zindgi me lag jaenge
Jisse aj dkh ke hm kehte hai
Abey inhe kya khaak zindgi jeena aata hai ?

pEhchaana mujhe ??

Ek phuddu sa pen
to tuccha sa kaagach
likhta premi
premi ko letter
puchta mai to thk hu
kya tum ho better ?
fir jab me hu aai
logo ke liye ek dabba laai
telephone in kanjaro ne naam diya
mjhe gadhe ke tarah
din raat istemaal kiya !

mene fir thoda kaam asaan kiya
taufe me inko pazer diya
kaam to bda inhone usse kiya
kisi ka dhadka dil,
to kisi ka machal utha jiya !

meri bhi ajab moh maya hai
koi smjha to itna smjha
to koi abhi tak na smjh paya hai

fir mene inke haath me cellphone pkdaya
inko din kb hui, raat kb
uske bd se kbhi smjh na aaya
mushkilo me pd gae ki ab baat kese kre
tbhi mene inhe acha talktime dilaya
kaha ye letter likhte rehte the
inn fukro ko mene system mai sms dilaya

fir chhod dharm, jaat-paat
texting ka jamana aaya
call se namaste krne ki jagah
sms se hii krne ka time aya
Fir ussi ke beech inhe ek baksa sa dilaya
jispe thappa computer ka lagaya
likhna aaj bhi padta hai
lekin haath kalam se kaagaz pe nai
keyboard pe chalta hai

chhod daak ko
mail ab sab hota hai
inke naam ke sath ab space
email id ka hota hai
jaha ye chutad bhi dhang se na dho paate the
aaj inhe chalane ke liye apple,samsung,sony mene diya hai
jaha sirf ye ek hi account jaante the bank ka
vai in saalo ko har jagah account diya hai

book se leke facebook
tail se leke gmail
jhadu se leke yahoo
to garmi k heater se leke, bakwas ke liye twitter
jaha phuduo ki tarah milo door cheeze lene jaate the,
aaj inhe online ka dimaag diya
kaam hai to sab thik hai
online hi ye hai ab khaate

jaha ye bol na paate the
aaj bade bade dingeey haake

inhe aladin, mario, copter ke baad
mene temple run, subway surf, fifa, pes jaisi games dilaai
garibi ko garibi, ameero ko ameeri dilaayi

aaj mene dunia market se utha ke online rakhdi
tumhari teerth yatra ki ticket bhi
yatra.com jaisi online bookings pe rakh di
har cheez ko mene hai kuch aisa badal diya
ki ab kai kaam bhi
robot,machines
ke haatho ne kiya

kaha peer fakeer babao se puchte the baarish kb aaegi
mene tmhe pehle pta lgaane ka jariyaa diya
kaha cycle se khait naapte the
chaand naapne ki bhi cycle aaj di hai

me kisi ka baap, kisi ki maa nai
lekin haa in sabse bhi kam nai
sai istemaal karoge to bahut naam apna aur mera kamaoge
galat kroge to bdnaami apni bhi aur mere naam ki bhi likh jaoge

my good name is "TECHNOLOGY" !

Ho jaoge na adhoore mere bina aaj
mere vjah se isne likha
meri vajah se tumne pda

:) :) :)

My review for kai po che !

Adapted from chetan bhagat's novel 'three mistakes of my life' - kai po che, seriously makes you excited from its very frst scene. Being a story of three middle class boys struggling to be on the top of the world , it enhances the movie well.

And because of the top notch actors like Sushant, Rajkumar and Amit, movie decorated like a wedding house.
It feels like you spend your money to make oneself happy, little touched n less emotionaly attached !

Starting from the cinmatography, Anay Goswamy's  cinematography is a performance to worthy of note, did an awsome job.
And screenplay is tremendous and seriously an appeciable and the whole credit goes to :- Pubali Chaudhari
Supratik Sen
Abhishek Kapoor
Chetan Bhagat

And we cant ignore Amit trivedi's music and sawanand kirkire's lyrics which is seriously a cherry on the cake.
And i'm genuinely impressed by Omi's ( Amit sadh)  acting, "Applause".
Ishan (Sushant singh rajput) as a debutant, awsome, seriously deserve to be on 70mm rather than being on television.
And last but not the least, Govind (rajkumar) you are asusual too good dude !
And vidya (amrita) you are too naughty as compare to your previous flick (aisha), dont know about your next projects how naughty you are going to be in those.

And sarkar of the film 'abhishek kapoor' seriously boss,  HATS OFF,you did a marvelous job.
I am going with 4.5 star.
Movie based on three mistakes but it will be your 4th if you miss the movie . :) :)

mEne dEkha hai !

kbhi chote se packet se bdi khushi nikalte dekha hai ....?
mene dekha hai .....
Kbhi pyar bhari aankho se nafrat ko mit te dekha hai...?
Mene dkha hai
Kbhi tumne rab ko apne saamne dkha hai..?
mene dkha hai

mene dkha hai.....

yu smiling si ek candy mujhe mil si gai
ki jaise dunia hi sari phool ki tarah khil si gai
mil gya mjhe to jaise jahaan
Pdai se to jada uspe dene lga hu dhyan

Kya tm sab ke teddy bear..
Usse pyari to meri dost hai
Choclate meri silk jaisi
Na dil me uske khot hai..

Ki me boat sa bn gya
aur vo mera kinaara
arey koi match haare na haare
Me to dil ki innings me bahut bura haara

Khudaya mujhko bas aj itna btade
Is rog ki koi to dava de
mjhe to saathi vai jam gya hai
Smile hi uski mera dose bn gya hai

Na thamte texting me mere haath hai
Koi ho na ho
Hmesha rehta whats app mere saath hai
chdi vaise jaise chd jaati hai wine
Saala uske liye rehta har vaqt hu online

kbhi doll ko tumne living thing bnte dekha hai..?
mene dekha hai..
arey mene apne yaar ko haste hue dkha hai..
inkar ko ikrar me badalte hue dekha hai..

Teri khushi k aage me zindgi haar jau
Tujhpe me apni saari khushiya vaar jau
Arey dukh me bhi apne soniye
Tujhe hasane k liye joker bekaar ban jau

Tu,teri hassi,teri care, tera pyaar
arey kya milions,bilions,kuch hazar
Bas tu deti reh isi tarah mera sath
Jb sbke jukh jae hath mere liye,
Bs tu na jhukana mere liye apna haath


Mana hai tujhe is jag se badkar
Na koi tha na koi hoga tujhse upar
Arey tu kahe to chand taare tod lau
Ped pe lge ho to, sath aliens ship bhi le au

Tu jo boley baatein saari teri maanu
arey koi kuch bhi kahe tu hi h meri janu
Arey meri duniya hi tu, tu hi jahan
Ab chahe tu maan chaahe na maan

Kbhi roothe hue pyar ko haste dekha hai..???
mene dekha hai .. .
Kbhi chote se packet se bdi khushi ko nikalte dekha hai..??
Mene dekha hai...

Kbhi rishtey ki dor me vishwas ko haste dekha hai..???
Mene ..... :) :)
Dekha hai

Delhi mat jaana !!

Na thami ye tb thi
Na thami ye aaj hai
Naa jaane kaisi lgi
Is shehar me aag hai
Jo khda door usse bhi lapait me le liya
Paani kbi dala ni, bs bdi to hmesha ghee se ye aag hai

Kai awaze ab yu hai aai
Jo sirf justice word se di sunai
Chod dia vo amrit vala paani
Bahai to bas khoon ki nadiya bahai

Sb ladkiyo ko unke maa baap ka ye paigaam hai
Khushi hoti subah se, to lgti darawani sham hai
Beta kai bhi chle jana
Delhi mat jana
Beta kai bhi chle jana
Delhi mat jana

JAha bna rashtrapati bhawan hai
Jaha hai rajya or lok sabha
Ussi jagah hi aj tak
Koi kanoon na ban ska

Ladki ki statmnt aa jaati hai
Medicl reports me bhi rapists yai h lgta pta
Lekin saza sunane me inko
Na jaane kis baat ka hai darr lga

Jisse kehte 'capital of india' hai
Vai safe nai
Jaha kitni hassi khilkhilati hui
Gum ho gai kai

Thak haar ke beth gae maangne vaale sirf justice
Desh hmara na de ska bas ik ye choti si cheez
Arey vo apradhi h saabit hote lgte bs kuch din
Bs aata agar kuch hai nai, to unki hi maut ka din

Saare samaj kho kha gai
Kaam hai iska bas daste jana
Beta kai bhi chle jana
Bas delhi mat jana

Arey kis desh pe tumhe naaz hai
Jaha bhagat singh ka pauta chalata auto hai...
Balki inko to desh ki taraf se milni chaiye royality thi
Bas inhe kisi cheez se hai matlab, to vo noto se hai...

jal gai vo maathe pe pdi lakeere
Mit gai haatho se vo lakeere
Jo dikhati thi kuch bde bn ne ka raaz
Kha gae vo sapne kisi aur ke paap

Kabul krle khuda pending pdi saari duaye
Is shehar par kar ehsaan, mita chlti buri hawae
Vo din tu bas jald hi lana
Jis din ye shabd ho jae khokle
Beta kai bhi chale jana
Delhi mat jana

Delhi mat jana